Rich Seymour's stochastic statements.

Aww, he’s almost cute when he’s not so painfully censoring himself.

Also, Top 25 Iraq war profiteers, rather interesting; companies from necessary to evil got on this list.

Made it bike in to work without getting hit with a drop of Dolly. I bought a translucent coleman $10 rain suit at target yesterday just in case. Also Chevron just gave me a car… a little toy Riley Roadster, I must admit I love these things!

Riley truly enjoys being such a radical roadster: “People are always checking me out. Most folks love my style, but everybody is amazed by my power. I love the attention!”

Heheh.

[edit]
It seems that Western Civilization is crashing down in a spurt of Epic LULZ:
Gordon Brown gets loose in London:
Protester glues himself to British PM (CNN)

I caught the video on the ever present CNN news feed at my girlfriend’s mom’s house. But let’s hear it from the inimitable Harper’s Weekly:

President George W. Bush announced that he would now agree to a withdrawal inside “a general time horizon,” rescinded a 1990 ban on offshore drilling on the Outer Continental Shelf that had been imposed by his father*, and tried to give a little Kentucky girl named Emily, who had played in the White House T-ball game, a presidential baseball. The child ran away crying.

The kid literally ran completely off the field when approached by the president.

*It should be noted that G HW Bush started an offshore oil drilling company, Zapata Oil.