Rich Seymour's stochastic statements.

I am going to go grab my new pair of glasses (Marc Ecko Scopes that look like something Marc Cuban or early p-diddy in the shadow of Biggie (RIP) would wear, all that with a touch of amateur Air Traffic Controller). As some may know, my old pair got chewed up.

When I tried on/ordered these glasses about a week ago, I felt really against the societal mores about what glasses should be… now I’m thinking oh my god, how could I have gotten crazy glasses? People will expect me to have at least one gold tooth (minimum) now.

They will probably just look normal, right? End of story, buyers remorse feels worse without the instant gratification at the beginning.